1. 27 Apr



    The best blogs are on the internet.
    — Uncle Chester
     

  2. 24 Apr



    Wait, is it that kids ARE the future or that kids are FROM the future? Either way, kids, can you tell me if Jams will really ever be IN again?
    — Uncle Chester
     

  3. 2 Apr


    Worlds are colliding!

    Worlds are colliding!

     

  4. 31 Mar



    I’m still writing Good Friday on my checks.
    — Uncle C.
     

  5. 31 Mar



    Easter is just a racket put on by the Paas companies. Passover is just a racket put on by the empty chair companies.
    — Uncle C.
     

  6. 12 Mar



    Black smoke coming out of my ass means no poop.
    — Uncle C.
     

  7. 2 Nov



    IDEA: a janitorial supply company called “Bucket List
    — Uncle C.
     

  8. 28 Oct



    Halloween costume idea: Bruce Hornsby
    — Uncle C.
     

  9. 23 Oct



    halloween costume idea: sexy umbrella
    — Uncle C.
     

  10. 12 Oct



    Halloween costume idea: horrible, horrible depression
    — Uncle C.
     

  11. 6 Oct



    Halloween costume idea: Condoleezza Pasta
    — Uncle C.
     

  12. 2 Oct



    Is it me, or is the mirror REALLY attractive?
    — Uncle C.
     

  13. 18 Sep



    Soup is just fancy water. Toast is just fancy bread.
    — Uncle C.
     

  14. 14 Sep



    Dancing is just fancy walking. Walking is just fancy standing.
    — Uncle C.
     

  15. 12 Sep



    JOKE: All blogs go to heaven.
    — Uncle C.