"It’s pretty much always true that ‘Everything Must Go!’."
– Uncle C.
27th Jan 2012
"It would be great if daycare had a small section where parents could shop while waiting for their kids."
– Uncle C.
26th Jan 2012 | 1 note
"Halloween costume idea: Señor Skip Day"
– Uncle C.
23rd Jan 2012
"Halloween costume idea: Senior Skip Day"
– Uncle C.
23rd Jan 2012
"I can’t wait for that Portlandia episode about the girl who takes photos of people yawning. Her name is Trish."
– Uncle C.
21st Jan 2012
"Extremely insignificant website goes dark in solidarity with Wikipedia."
– Uncle C.
18th Jan 2012
"Trivia Night was less fun when it was called High School."
– Uncle C.
16th Jan 2012
"I tried pressing a flower in-between the pages of a kindle book…bad idea! Ironically the flower was a gift from Jeff Bezos, whom I am dating."
– Uncle C.
14th Jan 2012
"Friend who went to Europe over Spring Break keeps saying ‘cheers!’ every goddamn time he leaves."
– Uncle C.
9th Jan 2012