February 2012
33 posts
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“Sexy Sequels: Dreams of Your Mother”
– Uncle C.
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“Even Earth only gets one day a year.”
– Uncle C.
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“Halloween costume idea: Chandler Bing.com”
– Uncle C.
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“Brother from another Mother actually unrelated.”
– Uncle C.
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“Are we in the future yet that Dippin’ Dots is the ice cream of? Or will...”
– Uncle C.
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“Gaze in the Military.”
– Uncle C.
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“bad hearing quotes: ‘Look… I am your fodder!’”
– Uncle C.
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“Spoiler Alert: your fridge is broke”
– Uncle C.
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“They should remake Cheers from Vera’s point of view in which you never see...”
– Uncle C.
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“Close friend really just closest neighbor.”
– Uncle C.
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“Friend spending the night at your house makes up for the free room and board by...”
– Uncle C.
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“Arbor Day is like Christmas to trees. Christmas is like a day of mass death to...”
– Uncle C.
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“If I was in the ad biz, as they say, and my client was De Beers selling gold...”
– Uncle C.
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“Huey Lewis and the Nudes. …..Am i RIGHT?!!?”
– Uncle C.
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“For a weatherman there is no small talk.”
– Uncle C.
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“Men and women have differences, reports local physician.”
– Uncle C.
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“Bad Stripper Name: Sexual Carob”
– Uncle C.
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“I’ve never felt so alone…as i do on Google+.”
– Uncle C.
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“’Second Becky’ is definitely my go-to band name.”
– Uncle C.
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“Funny Stuff: My wife and I can’t even agree on what to name our wi-fi...”
– Uncle C.
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“Rank is a good word. You either have achieved something honorable or you smell.”
– Uncle C.
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“When in a public restroom I like to stare into the mirror at myself and whisper,...”
– Uncle C.
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“bad double features: Sid & Nancy / Marley & Me”
– Uncle C.
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“The internet is basically a really expensive birthday calendar.”
– Uncle C.
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“I should write a self-help book. Maybe that will get me out of this depression.”
– Uncle C.
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“Mellencamp Status Updates: Suckin’ on chili dogs outside the Tastee...”
– Uncle C.
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“I have yet to see banana bread shaped like a banana.”
– Uncle C.
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“Horticulture is not what it sounds like.”
– Uncle C.
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“Ranch dressing is the ranch dressing of dressings.”
– Uncle C.
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“Super Plate”
– Uncle C.
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“Brew Pube”
– Uncle C.
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“Yo Mama Jokes: Mother is to brother as mo is to bro, mofo.”
– Uncle C.
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“Local Man’s jacket is warm enough, okay? Geez…”
– Uncle C.
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“It’s weird that Frasier and Lilith were on an episode of Wings. Not weird...”
– Uncle C.
January 2012
28 posts
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“It’s pretty much always true that ‘Everything Must Go!’.”
– Uncle C.
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“It would be great if daycare had a small section where parents could shop while...”
– Uncle C.
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“Halloween costume idea: Señor Skip Day”
– Uncle C.
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“Halloween costume idea: Senior Skip Day”
– Uncle C.
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“I can’t wait for that Portlandia episode about the girl who takes photos...”
– Uncle C.
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“Extremely insignificant website goes dark in solidarity with Wikipedia.”
– Uncle C.
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“anagrams: pet peeve = vet pepe”
– Uncle C.
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“Trivia Night was less fun when it was called High School.”
– Uncle C.
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“I tried pressing a flower in-between the pages of a kindle book…bad idea!...”
– Uncle C.
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“Sequels: Work Horse”
– Uncle C.
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“Maid in Estados Unidos”
– Uncle C.
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“bad 1st anniversary gift: Rosetta Stone German”
– Uncle C.
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“Business idea: a hospital coffee shop called ‘Coughy’”
– Uncle C.
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“After I flush the toilet I clap.”
– Uncle C.
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“Friend who went to Europe over Spring Break keeps saying ‘cheers!’...”
– Uncle C.
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“Friends DO let friends.”
– Uncle C.